IMAGE-GENERATED | YAO MING AS A BAYWATCH LIFEGUARD

In some drunken stupor, I have subscribed to an A.I. image-generating website for some reason.

Cool.

And for some reason, I turned Yao Ming into Mitch Buchanan.

Now I am not dissing Yao Ming or anything. Any Asian fan is proud that he made the NBA and he made it with a bunch of accolades that unfortunately were brought down by injuries. I still remember how the old school version of Gilas Pilipinas would get frustrated in solving the riddle that is Yao Ming, Wang Zhizhi, and Mengke Bateer.

That

Anyway if you need to set up the mood for these A.I. images, here's the Baywatch song.

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And then look at this.