I CREATED A COUPLE OF CHARACTERS
So I created a bunch of characters to mess with my kid.
If you want to survive fatherhood, then you need to create a bunch of characters that could stick to his mind for a couple of months.
John Chester is a ghost. He is your typical supernatural being that haunts the school premises. With that said, John Chester is not your typical ghost. I don't think he's worthless... but I don't think he knows that he's not scary. He would sneak a person in the school corridor to know the latest showbiz info. He would levitate cleaning materials inside the classroom to clean. He would appear in the bathroom to discuss video game tips and tricks.
ARE YOU MY MOTHER
This is not a character I created for my kid. It's for my Dad. The sentence here is "Father... are you my Mother". I would answer phone calls as if I am an Italian with a bad accent. Anyway, my dad said this to my kid and from then on, he has been telling my father that he is not his mother. It's funny when you hear them fighting.
JUST MY DOG
I think this happened because I was randomly singing. My kid is playing his video game and I can hear the background music. So I tried to insert lyrics. This is what I came up. At first, my kid hates the words for obvious reasons but then he would change the lyrics from "son" to "dad" and basically, it's a nice battle chant.
I think I was mimicking a frog when I was doodling these images so I made this out of the blue.
TOTOY CUTE BOY
Finally, Totoy Cute Boy is my name on his phone. It's hard to get mad or be scared when "Totoy Cute Boy" is calling you.