THAT JAPETH AGUILAR SLAMMA JAMMA!

Japeth Aguilar is a kangaroo.

*** JAPETH AGUILAR STATS ***

The dude is born with spring in his heels.

With that said, the dude is in his mid-30s and he's still bouncy, bouncy as hell.

And while yeah, Scottie Thompson did awesome things that prompted the Jordanians to cheat, the Gilas Pilipinas versions of Japeth Aguilar and Jamie Malonzo just made the game fun.